The Big Blue Cow

Friends I have a problem.

You see, I have this big blue cow sitting in my living room. She insists that she is Babe, the big blue Ox, but I am quite certain she is a cow. How do you tell a cow who thinks she's an ox that it's not true? And this babe imposter... She keeps doing things that make me want to ask her to leave my living room.
Like yesterday, I have told this, this uh...We'll call her "the cow". Anyway, I have told the cow to not put her dirty dishes on my couch, but she keeps doing it! AND the other day I caught her putting her utter right on my clean laundry!!! When I confronted her about it, she simply stated that that's what Oxes like her do, and I should appreciate her species. Well, I'll tell you what, I like oxes a whole bunch, but the blueish heifer needs to realize that there are more people in the world than her species! Oh and get this, right after the utter incident, I saw her hitting on my dream boy. What man would want to date a cow who claims to be BABE!?! Good thing my dream man isn't Paul Bunion, he might have fell for it.
So friends I need some help. How do you deal with a Blue Cow, who is big who keeps calling herself an ox and expects me just to live with her dirty utters on my clean clothes???

And with that I am off do do my laundry again for the seventh time this hour to try and keep it clean. Maybe I'll hide it so the cow formerly known as ox won't be able to find it! I'll be as pink as a biscuit if I go down without my garden ho!!

Btw, everything is good with me. I have work tonight at 5 until 9. Oh subway, how I adore thee. I will probably spend my day doing laundry like I said earlier and perhaps unpacking like I said I would a few days ago. My room is a mess. I am thinking of rearranging it, but I am not quite sure. hmmm... things that make you go hmmm...

Summer Update

So, here's my life in a nutshell for those of you who haven't talked to me in a while:

I am done with my second year of school and have one more year of academics and another year of internship before I complete my degree in Therapeutic Recreation. It was a good and busy year, and I am looking forward to next year being my last year of classes! yay!

This Summer I decided to hang around home so I could do two major things.
1. Help take care of Sandy's baby (Maria Brooke, 10 weeks old!)
2. Take a summer class at Mott
So in that I am working part time at Subway and spending most of the rest of my life with the baby. I think I have slept at home two or three nights since I came home from school two weeks ago. I love subway a lot. I am meeting new people who are different from me. I really like making sandwiches, and often times I get to do dishes, which I really enjoy. I am looking forward to the rest of the summer!

In other News:
Some of you might know that my Dad is finally marrying Dee. Whether this is a good thing or not, I don't know. I am letting God decide. I don't really know how exactly I feel about it other than I am not sure if I think it's the greatest idea. But I get to buy a dress for the wedding so I have had fun shopping for one already. :)
Also, my brother got himself into some more trouble. He beat up some kid named Jeremy from Grand Blanc with a baseball bat. ew, I know. So anyway, he was charged with Felonious Assault and plead guilty. He had his pre-trial yesterday and apparently there is some sort of deal for first time offenders of this type. He has to go to Anger management classes, and probably serve the community. He is going to be monitored for one year and if in that time he doesn't get in trouble they will take the charges off of his record! So, that's really cool. And I think my brother feels really grateful that this opportunity is being offered to him. So, yeah... that's the situation with my brother.

Today I have work at three until seven. Then I am coming home and sitting around. Maybe I'll start unpacking... haven't done that yet.

My Bubby, Josh 

Kick the Can

Today is Friday.

This is exciting already. I have never had a web log before and I was inspired by my lovely friend Sara. Woot.

I have boogers. Stay Tuned for more.